Meh, my girlfriend is leaving for Connecticut tomorrow morning. I wish my mom would have let me go over her house today. I wanted to be with her. :/

Bleh, I'm not even trying to. D:

Lmfao bro you crack me up

This is bullshiit. Linoone can't learn Flamethrower. Now my D1CK can't j1zz fire unto blasphemers. Meh, I do have an empty slot and a catch. Next 'goon is going to be LORD CODY, after my religious figure that I follow. (Cody the Master, I also said that he ejaculates lightning upon small African children when people post idiocy to TC, see SFoM, it's somewhere.) So, I shall make Lord Cody do what he does best and buy myself a Thunderbolt TM, thus, making him ejaculate lightning unto blasphemers and small African children.

Pffft. DICKS swept Roxanne with the help of +6 Attack and +6 Defense. For once X items worked.

>8 Nuggets
>Ice Beam before Brawly
>20 Rare Candies
>15 PROteins
>17 Full Restores
>9 Full Heals
>25 Super Potions
>DICKS PP UP gains.
>Life is easy

LMFAO!! That was hilarious!
Ha, you were screwed as soon as you started that mono zigzagoon run.

DICKS will get all the PP UP he can get. And would be terrible if he had a Rock or Steel Hidden Power. Rock & Steel = Hard. Hard + PP Up + Zigzagoon named DICKS. You have no idea how amusing that is.

Roxanne = Total b1tch. Maybe I should have done a Mightyena run...

Lmfao nice bro, good restraint. By the way, you don't know how hilarious I found the zigzagoon part XD

Well, I did apologize. She actually admitted to being a b1tch, and I was soooooo hard pressed not to reply "Damn straight you were". D: Best decision ever, though.
Abandoned MonoGrass.
Took up Zigzagoon monorun. (Not even in Rustboro, have 19 Rare Candies. With 10 Nuggets and 4 PP Ups. Ironically all my PP Ups came from my Zigzagoon named "DICKS".
PP Up. PP=wang. PP Up = Viagra. DICKS. Oh the irony.)

In the words of the rapper Drake, "Cause I'm just mobbin' like that"
Lmfao I'm surprised you're still alive!

How the hell did you know that I was going to say that I did it? O.O

I also sl*tted around with my twin with her. Got her real mad.
My twin is really, really, absolutely beautiful. I had a major crush on her last spring. D:
Me: You're beautiful twin!
Twin: What do you want?
Me: Food.
*twin gives me a dollar and says to go get some*
Me: I was kidding, but come here.
*twin comes over, I put dollar in between her breasts in her shirt*
Girlfriend used Glare!

Then:
*Twin kisses her boyfriend*
Me: Fine, I don't get one too?
*twin kisses me on the cheek*
Girlfriend used Rage!
It's super effective!
Whatever whited out!

XD